Total Medals Earned: 2,084 (From 317 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,025 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (180/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/150 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/5 points)
Complete a campaign... one way or another.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
You checked out how to play before going in
+5 to medal points
You just weren't cut out for this gig
You accepted the role of Icon Moderator
Great job on the test, you passed!
You did it! You won the game!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 4/24 (85/1,000 points)
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape