Total Medals Earned: 2,096 (From 323 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,325 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Defeat an enemy!
Eat!
Help out and make a friend.
Dig a hole!
Sleep!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 12/14 (465/485 points)
Hire your first adventurer into the agency.
Reject an application from an adventurer wishing to join your agency.
Increase your agency reputation for the first time.
Have an adventurer reach level 50.
Earn at least 100,000 gold.
Achieve a World Renowned reptuation for your agency.
Honour your first adventurer.
Spend at least 150,000 gold.
Hire an adventurer in every party member slot.
Claim the rewards from every location task.
Prestige an adventurer.
Honour an adventurer in every party member slot.
Witness the demise of one of your adventurers.
Sack an adventurer who is at least level 10.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (135/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/305 points)
Slay your first enemy!
Reach Level 5!
Find a health upgrade!
Defeat the Tree Spider!
Reach the Mushroom Marsh!
Reach Level 15!
Find the exp farm!
Reach Level 30!
Find all of the weapons!
Defeat the shadow boss!
Reach Level 50!
Visit all areas and secret areas!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 5/11 (25/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B!
B is life.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (45/95 points)
Have liquid poured on you
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Suck up the pride and lose the fight
Show your opponent who's boss
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points