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Why today is the greatest day ever

Posted by Graeme - May 5th, 2008


Sergeant John Captain has arrived
Standard issue power suit
Combat ready status
Full equipped with

- Bio-carbon helmet
- Swank goggles
- Polyfiber hyper-vest
- Leader's insignia
- Enemy detecting hyper hard-on
- Thermo-fusion gloves
- Cool boots

Why today is the greatest day ever


Comments

Fucking awesome

I know. It just came in today!

I is so jealous right now..

My greatest accomplishment of the year.

*shock and awe*

COCK JOKE!!

Thanks Pelo.
I feel handsome... today

That dude is super cool.
I'm so jealous

I've got a major hard-on

Wow this blows me away. If only I had one of these in my house...
"I didn't forget, I just don't care"

And I want a pretty pink birthday cake with my face on it, but that doens't mean it's gonna happen.

And I don't care that that is Steve not Captain

Say, do you know where the tank is?

Ugh! You lost her didn't ya!

how or where'd u get it?

Newgrounds store.
First day it was available I ordered it through PayPal

Aw, Cabbage Patch Kids...

It's all about the mind games...

Fucking little fucks

pfft newgrounds store
*snorts*

The only other way was to win it in the Metal Gear Collab, but I don't think that was really an option.
Haha

and why did goat-man turn back into a little demonic goaty guy again?
Or well...your goat-mascot?

It was just funny to see him as a big ripped goat.
I guess it's kinda a halfway between the demon goat, and the nice goat

I wonder what would happen if Goat got high on shrooms again, but this time he's jacked...? Chaos is bound to ensue...

Haha.
That would be utter madness!
But the next Goat movie is all planned out already, and just kinda sitting and waiting till I have some spare time.
I know if I start it, I won't stop till it's done.
So for now my main focus is the game

You're so sweet! =3

And sexy.
Don't forget sexy.

Oh, how could I?

I banned the asshole. It isn't funny.

No, but it is fun posting things on his page knowing he'll post them exactly as you did ;)

ur so rich :(

If I was richer I would get this bad-boy chromed.
That would kick so much ass!

Should we keep your game plans in the dark from the public? But just let enough light out to let them know that we've already got something to chew on once Bill's Quest is done?

How about they only get to know, if they come and read this little post right here :P

That's soooo awesome!

I had the same toughts exactly when I made it

hows it going goatman? :D

Top hole!
How bout you Morrow my dear?

give me it!!(:

Buy your own you filthy hobo!!

Pathetic, just pathetic.

If this is about what I wrote on Rudy's wall, I hope you know I was kidding.
I know what you wrote on his was sarcasm, but maybe mine wasn't as obvious?